Tom Cruise in the Closet (Props to South Park)

Author: Prankenstein

Date: June 21, 2006

by Prankenstein
6-21-06
Come on Tom Cruise, come out of the closet.
No!
Tom, you come out of the closet right now! There's a fire, I'm not going to fight with you any more, I have others to save.
I'm not falling for that one, the answer's still no!
Boy, it's hot in here! Hey John Travolta, wanna pick up where we left off...