Responsible Pete: The Beginning

Author: Prankenstein

Date: June 25, 2006

by Prankenstein
6-25-06
Say Pete, I dare you to chug this gasoline i found!
Now now, my shiny robot friend, that wouldn't be very responsible of me. So I'm going to have to decline.
A few dozen beers later...
Say Pete, how 'bout chugging that gasoline now?
Hell yeah brother! Hook that shit up.
Little did Pete know his bladder had been filled with highly flammable, gasoline piss after drinking two full jerrycans.
Fire! Fire! Fireman Pete has come to save the day with his fire hose!