Death: The Salesman

Author: Prankenstein

Date: June 26, 2006

by Prankenstein
6-26-06
Hey Grim! What's that fandangled machine you got back there that you're trying to sell.
Why, that's my cosmoplasma-interstellar transporter. It's going to do wonders for us, it transports people to hell in bulk amounts, so it will be easier on my back.
So in fact, your saying that I will have more people in hell to torture, day in and day out?
Precisely
Dude, you machine is going to make my job harder, and yours easier, I'm not buying it. Go sell your idea to God or something.
Rats!