It's a Conspiracy!

Author: Pretty_Generic

Date: September 13, 2002

by Pretty_Generic
9-13-02
As the Bulgarian representative and president of the Security Council for the month of September, may I hear votes from permanent members on the Iraq resolution?
China says aye, with reservations.
"Very well, Serge Gainsbourg?"
France has been convinced. She says aye.
The Russian Federation says aye, and thanks our American friends for turning a blind "aye" in Chechnya. Hoho.
"Philip Glass, representing Her Majesty?"
The United Kingdom votes aye and also thanks our American friends for providing this opportunity. So, it's down to you, USA.
Nay.... FUCK!