"The Unbearable Lightness of Being Earnest"

Author: Pretty_Generic

Date: September 15, 2002

by Pretty_Generic
9-15-02
David Lynch and Philip Glass commence their two-act opera chronicling the lives of two first-generation Irish immigrant families in picket-fence middle America. Act I:-
MOUF.
Ain't dat d'truth?
Act II:-
GUINNE ----- ain't dat jus' fine?
GUINNE ----- this HEART uhv MAAHN.
[rapturous applause]
(--phaal--)
(kudos!)