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by Psicosis
7-31-02
Aww, man. Not that mormon guy again.
Hi. I'd like to introduce you to a wonderful new way of life. You see, there's...
Thirty minutes later.
I can't take it anymore...
And that's why you should check us out!
He had it coming.
MY FACE!!!

 

by Psicosis
7-31-02
Hi, I'm WisChief!
I'm keg in kc.
I like to make fun of people because I'm a poopie-head.
I am a poopie-head, as well.
Wow, what a coincidence.
So do you wanna go get something to eat?

 

by Psicosis
7-31-02
Suck-Boy is here to save the day!
Hey, baby. Wanna go downtown?
Uh... uh... uh.. Hi. You smell nice.
Watch him struggle to complete a sentence!
So what's it gonna be?
Uh... Umm... I, I, I think I would like to make love to you
The self-confidence is amazing. Really, folks, it doesn't get any better than this.
Okay, sweetie. What do you want?
What am I supposed to say now?!

 

by Psicosis
7-31-02
The saga continues...
Let's go make some hot monkey love, sexy.
Oh, okay. I understand. I'm sorry for wasting your-- wait, what did you say?
An hour later
Yes! Yes! Yes! You're the best, Suck-Boy!
Suck-Boy, you smooth operator, you.
What? What'd I do wrong?
What kind of asshole screams his own name during sex? I hate my life.

 

by Psicosis
8-01-02
Who could be calling at this hour?
*RIIIIIIIIIIING!* *RIIIIIIIIIIING!*

 

by Psicosis
8-01-02
Gabe in: Life without games!
Who could be calling at this hour?
*RIIIIIIIIIIING!* *RIIIIIIIIIIING!*
Hello?
Are you my mommy?
Uh, no.
Okay, then. Bye

 

by Psicosis
8-01-02
The exciting sequel to Life Without Games!
Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored...
Hey, man, I need my TV back. You said you would give it back.
I had to kill it when it became possessed and tried to kill me.
Wow. Nothing exciting ever happens to me.
Nah. I was just lying. I'll go get it. And besides, you're a squirrel. Who talks. It doesn't get more exciting than that.

 

by Psicosis
8-01-02
Can life possibly get better than this?
But Ricky, I wanna be in the show! WAHHH!
I hate this show.
Quick, Ethel, get me a screwdriver and a bottle of K-Y!
Yet, I feel strangely compelled to watch.
Ten minutes later.
But I thought you were him and he was you! OHHHH NOOOO!
Ha! That Cuban, he sure is a sly one.

 

by Psicosis
8-01-02
One. No, two. I should get one. No, two...
One, please.
Habib's Chicken Hut - Try our special or we will throw camel dung at you.
Sorry, we only sell the chicken a la Abdullah in packs of two.
I guess that would work.
Habib's Chicken Hut - Try our special or we will throw camel dung at you.
Thanks for giving your money to Habib\'s Chicken Hut. Please come again.
Will you be my friend?

 

by Psicosis
8-01-02
Habib's Chicken Hut - Try our special or we will fling dung at you.
I have two more hours left on my shift.
Fine. I happen to be a grade-A loser. I have plenty of time.
Later that night...
Okay... If something happens, go to the door on the right. This guy is strange. And what's with his head?
So... you wanna watch TV, or something?
Thanks for offering me a drink. Say... What's your name, anyways?
Hey, Lucy, I'm hoooome!!

 

by Psicosis
8-01-02
Hey. I'm Smoke. I enjoy trying to pretend I'm not a flaming homo.
Smoke?! It's me, Mojo. I seem to have lost my pants.
"When I wake up in the mornin'..."
Come on in. Saved By the Bell is coming on right now!
Actually, I just needed to use the bathroom. Don't worry, I'll find it myself
Mojo meets Smoke's "friend" while trying to find the bathroom.
Where the hell is Smoke? I had to escape from the ropes myself. Did he forget about me again? That's the third frigging time this week!
I need to get the hell out of here.

 

by Psicosis
10-28-02
You are Jack's inflamed bowels.
I am made of sand!
Uh... huh.
I told them to stop, but they didn't listen! WHY OH WHY DIDN'T THEY LISTEN?!
Look...
The things they made me do, all in the name of making a better butter! I had no clue humanity was so corrupt! BUT THEY DID IT AND THEY WON'T EVER STOP! Quickly, gather the onions!
I'm going to have to ask you to take your foot off that cat. I don't think it can breathe.

 

by Psicosis
10-28-02
As if you weren't bored enough.
You are my special friend, Tom!
My name isn't Tom.
I don't care. You make me happy.
I'm going to head home, okay?
Why do you say things you know will hurt me?!

 

by Psicosis
10-28-02
Ow. What did you do that for?
You tried to stab me!
I promise I won't anymore. Please let me out.
Severe emotional issues aside, I guess you were pretty hospitable. Well, you know, up until you the point where you tried to stab me.
Thank you! Let's be best friends forever!
Oy!

 

by Psicosis
10-28-02
Sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket. You were double parked.
Hey, that's not even my car! I was just walking up to it because I was going to try to steal it. So how about butting out, pal?
Sheboygan Super Hero Convention: Welcome all freaks and losers!
Hey, Kaptain Klown! Long time no see! Have you see my new girlfriend, Sheena?
Well if it ain't Ziggy the Ciggy! Sheena's the one with the elephant ears, right?
Self-identify much?
So you didn't even bother to finish the comic? Could you possibly BE more of a slacker?
I didn't feel like it, and besides, I couldn't come up with anything. Sue me.

 

by Psicosis
10-28-02
Quick, Sara! Check this out! And get Darren!
Is that what I think it is?
Good God! What the hell is that?!
Holy crap man that is some seriously screwed up stuff
Who the hell are you? How did you get in here?
Oh I just needed to use the bathroom I'm sorry man I didn't knock or introduce myself or anything I can't believe how rude I am

 

by Psicosis
10-28-02
What is up in the hizouse my hizomies? This shit be bitchin', yo!
If you be flossin' round me, ya betta step off! I'll bust a cap in ya ass like a whitey playin' golf! I go downtown and I make the rounds, but none'a you bitches can match my sound!
*sigh*
I am such a fraud.

 

by Psicosis
10-28-02
Aww, is the chimpy-wimpy hungwy? Is he gonna eat da banana? Eat it! Can you say banana? Ba-na-na! Hahahahahaha, you stupid chimp.
You DO know monkeys can't talk, right? Why bother?
Whoa!

 

by Psicosis
10-29-02
I can't believe this 'Survivor 7' crap they try to shovel down our throats.
Yeah... the first five were innovative and original, but it's gone way downhill since they compromised the reality of it by imposing artificial limitations on things.
Exactly! If somebody wants to kill another castaway, why shouldn't they be allowed to?
There are other examples, too. It's just so lame.
Later..
Check it out, man! Jaleel White is going to fight Dustin Diamond on Celebrity Boxing next month!
I am so there!

 

by Psicosis
10-29-02
So anyways did you know that if all the rubber bands in the world were stretched end to end it would reach another galaxy or somethin' really cool like that or maybe I'm forgetting something but
it was really neat and I thought I would share because you know someone else might find it kind of neat too
No.
Oh okay then that's cool hey what do we have that we could eat for lunch
Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

 

by Psicosis
10-29-02
Hi there little girl! Would you like a pony ride?
You are an asshole. Go away.
Oh, you've got a bit of a potty mouth! How cute! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Leave me alone, bitch.
How very odd...
I'm going to bust a cap in someone's ass on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and pretend it was you!

 

by Psicosis
10-29-02
Hey, Robot Guy, what do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
I DO NOT KNOW. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN ELEPHANT WITH DARTH VADER?
An elevader! HAHAHAHAHA! Get it? An ELEVATOR? Hahahahaha!
OH DEAR...
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
What happened?!
YOU BROKE IT! YOU BROKE THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!

 

by Psicosis
12-18-02
*knock knock*
do you know the muffin man man
Do I... what?
man you know the muffin man he makes muffins and stuff or maybe he just eats them i don't really remember things like that too well but i was just asking
No. And for the life of me, I still can't figure out why you hang around with us and ask us weird things.
Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion that I haven't come up with yet!
i do it for the companionship mostly oh by the way i found something in your fridge and helped myself to it i hope you don't mind or anything
Err, I guess not. What, exactly, did you eat? Was it... BEANS?

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