I didn't think so.

Author: Psicosis

Date: October 28, 2002

by Psicosis
10-28-02
You are Jack's inflamed bowels.
I am made of sand!
Uh... huh.
I told them to stop, but they didn't listen! WHY OH WHY DIDN'T THEY LISTEN?!
Look...
The things they made me do, all in the name of making a better butter! I had no clue humanity was so corrupt! BUT THEY DID IT AND THEY WON'T EVER STOP! Quickly, gather the onions!
I'm going to have to ask you to take your foot off that cat. I don't think it can breathe.