What Not to say to a cop when you get pulled over #1

Author: Psyberdude

Date: October 10, 2005

by Psyberdude
10-10-05
You know how fast you where going?
Yah 85 miles per hour.
You Know the speed limit here?
Yah, 35 Miles per hour
Then how come you wheren't going 35?
because I wasn't planning on drivin' for just an hour.