I am a fucknut.

Author: PsychicKnowHow

Date: December 3, 2002

by PsychicKnowHow
12-03-02
This tree has been unfairly mistreated. It has been stripped away from its natural habitat to help profit big businesses that abuse the "tradition" of the Christmas holiday.
As a friend of Mother Earth, I cannot allow the evils of mankind to destroy the things that make this world beautiful. Those ornaments are made up of glass! What if they break?!
The tofurkey wasn't good this year, I take it.
Don't hurt the trees! Don't hurt the trees!