Indeed. What IS wrong with these people, Jimmy?

Author: PsychoBeast

Date: May 26, 2003

by PsychoBeast
5-26-03
Next on the 11 O'Clock News...
"The 16-hour police chase came to an end when Mr. O.J. Simpson stopped for gas. He was driving at 35 MPH, but amazingly was able to avoid his police pursuers..."
What?! They interrupt CSI for some stupid earthquake, but don't interrupt a rerun for a high speed chase?! What is wrong with these people?!