World's Best Pickup Lines

Author: PsychoBeast

Date: May 26, 2003

by PsychoBeast
5-26-03
Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Nice legs...what time do they open?
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.