Always Listen to Your Mother

Author: PsychoBeast

Date: May 28, 2003

by PsychoBeast
5-28-03
Your Uncle Dan just passed away Johnny. So sad, he was only 42.
Thank God. That son of a bitch was annoying as hell. He was a friggin 42-year old clown. Could he have been more of a loser?
Don't say that, Johnny! You shouldn't speak ill of the dead!
Why the hell not? He's dead, what's he care? Plus he WAS annoying as hell!
Meanwhile...
Hey Boss, can I ask you a favor...?