Alcohol warps your brain and makes you suck.

Author: Pump_Jockey

Date: January 11, 2001

by Pump_Jockey
1-11-01
Well, isn't this stupid?
Tonight on NBC....
Ring! Ring!
I'm going to eat your brains.
I have no brains man.
Aren't you glad you wasted your fucking time on this?
You are sentenced to death for writing that very horrible comic. What do you have to say for yourself?
It was a momentary lapse of sanity. If I had been thinking, I surely would have known that phones don't talk when hung up. My bad. Sorry.