A cowboy and his pink and badly drawn donkey.

Author: Pump_Jockey

Date: January 9, 2001

by Pump_Jockey
1-09-01
I'm sorry Cindy Lou. It was a real purty horse though.
Get away from me. I never want to see you again!
Billy Bob heads to the pub to get some advice.
So what do you think I should do?
Well, just give her a good reason to stay. I'm sure Cindy Lou will forgive you.
Back home...
So, I been thinkin' and I decided that I ain't losin' you. I'll tell everybody about that time when you were really drunk and let that cat have sex with you.
I could never stay mad at you. Get on top of me you big handsome stud.