A startling revelation about the Dog on a Ball.

Author: Pump_Jockey

Date: January 9, 2001

by Pump_Jockey
1-09-01
So, seriously, Dog on a Ball, what is your obsession with that ball? Most dogs love tennis balls or something they can hold in their mouths.
I don't have to tell you. I'm a dog on a ball. I'm an enigma.
It's true that you are mysterious. Perhaps you'd like to tell us why you are the only dog who wears underwear.
For the same reason I'm obsessed with big balls.
You know, sometimes you just wish for more panels.
What is that?
Do you have any idea what it's like to be neutered? *sob* Are you happy now? You've ruined my secret! You've ruined my life!