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by Pyaemia
5-30-01
Why the TV is satanic
I do not seem to have a penis.
Perhaps I can help you.
Will this do?
Maybe this will help...
The TV reveals the past
AHAHHAHAHHAAA I CUT MY WEENIE OFF
I am your former penis

 

by Pyaemia
5-30-01
My my, this toilet seems to be clogged.
I = pluumbar
My poo has adhered me to my chairtoilet.
I finally able am use me skills! AYAYAYYAYYAYAYYAYYAYYAAA!
My power is compelling and astonishing... what I say I know not.

 

by Pyaemia
5-30-01
WE ARE DEFAULT#(@)$*@
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! BAHHH!
By psychic powers, I am now american and have larger breasts.
You betray the motherland by doing this.
Eh? Ya want some whisky?
damn right.

 

by Pyaemia
5-30-01
Jesus H Christ, this new fruit rollup has made me get all fucked up.
You are high now. Animals can talk, you dumbass.
But that is thought, why can I hear you?
Because you are high. Try it yourself.
My god, you are right, and I have gained the ability to fist myself.
Can't everybody?

 

by Pyaemia
6-02-01
I am a sock pupput.
My neck is broken, but my powers can free you!
It burns.
AHAHA! I am evil you are dead.
And this is why sock pupputs can kill you.
Well, that just encourages my revenge.
My god, look at what the crazed sock pupput is doing to that poor man.

 

by Pyaemia
6-02-01
If this squirrel shits on my, it's straight to hell.
Out out, damn poop.
BAHAHA, i have set exactly half of myself on fire to kill that damned creature.
THE SATAN DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOUR REPEATED VISITS
I can't help it if I'm beautiful.

 

by Pyaemia
6-02-01
I come along, but I don't know where your taking me... I shouldn't go but your wrenching dragging shaking me...
Though I am satans offspring, I have no hands and cannot move you. What are you talking about?
The raping of the innocent the ruiner ruins everything he sees...
That's it, to heaven with you.
Why did you send him to me?
Mostly because heaven needs more Nine Inch Nails freaks.

 

by Pyaemia
6-02-01
DAMNED VIDEO GAME! I WILL KILL YOU!
Damn, I thought he had 3 rounds...
AHHH! TV radiation is bad!
Damn right.
No more street fighter alpha 3 for me today.
Fucking mortals.

 

by Pyaemia
6-08-01
beep
What the hell? The engineer bent the rocket AND it's beeping. Time to read the manual.
beep
Hmm.. it ISN'T supossed to catch on fire. Damn, that kinda sucks, no warrenty either.
You forgot to plug it in, see. That's why your now in hell.
Yeah, well, would of been nice to know BEFORE I was sent to be eternally packed into a trash can.

 

by Pyaemia
6-08-01
Damn, I am found.
SUBJECT FOUND
It is time to skitter the hell away.
FETCHING EXTERMINATION TOOLS
*note: this is VERY damn lame.
Aw crap
THOU SHALT NOT LIVE

 

by Pyaemia
6-08-01
I hold here the hammer of justice.
Eh? So what the hell do you plan on doin with it?
I will kill myself.
That sucks. I thought you'd wield it for great justice.
Whoo! Another brimstone miner!
Damn, I got turned hick! And I have no shoes. Way to be in hell!

 

by Pyaemia
1-21-02
The fag with a hot ass appears.
Your ass... my knife...
Beware, I can consume you.
And he turns into a nipple ring bearing, hot assed example of MAN MEAT.
Yes! I am crafting sWord
Sure, my fiery ass gives way to death!
And... well... scary
Whoa, I crafted the sWord of sex change!
My pants are off, I have beer, you KNOW the next logical step.

 

by Pyaemia
1-21-02
One beautiful day...
*fap* *fap*
What are you doing?!
an atom bomb exploded...
I AM MASTURBATING VIOLENTLY!
... O-tay
help us megaman!
Not only am I holding my penis, but sperming my eyes makes them dilate.
I'm making like a bird and flocking off!

 

by Pyaemia
1-21-02
One day blode was dreaming about his giant bee...
*bzz*
YEAH! My bee has such neat-o sneakers.
We like to fly... high above the trees... at quite an amazing pace of speed...
*...BZZ*
Let's go kill some mexicans!
Bee (repeat x23), Giant Bee....
*bzz*
Yeah! If you run with sWords you can cut 'em down like nuthin'!

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