Why you should read the manual.

Author: Pyaemia

Date: June 8, 2001

by Pyaemia
6-08-01
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What the hell? The engineer bent the rocket AND it's beeping. Time to read the manual.
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Hmm.. it ISN'T supossed to catch on fire. Damn, that kinda sucks, no warrenty either.
You forgot to plug it in, see. That's why your now in hell.
Yeah, well, would of been nice to know BEFORE I was sent to be eternally packed into a trash can.