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by Qiyyamat
3-02-03
In the beginning, there was nothing, but the strip creator tired of staring at a blank, black panel, so he next created...
BACKGROUND!
Oooh, a blank GREY background! How creative! Got any fries with that, mister?
Quiet, you. This is a work in PROGRESS!
Your mother was a stick figure, wasn't she?

 

by Qiyyamat
3-02-03
My mother is NOT a stick figure. She's just... poorly drawn. That's all.
You drew her, though.
......
Yes?
You suck.
Great comeback. Hmm. What's your next act of creative genius, O Great Strip Creator? A COLOURED background? Ooh, the suspense is killing me.

 

by Qiyyamat
3-02-03
All right, you've gone and done it! I'm taking drastic measures to take control back of my strip!
Oh, yeah? As if you were creative enough to do someth--
Take THIS!
OUCHIES!
Oh, and grey IS a colour! Shows what YOU know! Ha Ha!
You haven't heard the last of me....

 

by Qiyyamat
3-02-03
Now, let's see, what was I going to do.... Oh, yes. The strip!
What the...? Where am I? What am I doing here? Why is the background grey? Where are my pants?
Now, allow me to introduce the first character of this strip...
Wait.... Yes! I'm free! Free from that *other* strip! Free to be--
Boffo!
HUH? BOFFO? By the gods, I've landed in cartoon strip hell....

 

by Qiyyamat
3-02-03
That's right. Your name here is Boffo.
That's a horrible name. Why can't you call me something cool, like Stark or something?
You want to be called Stark, then?
Yes, please.
Fine. You're now Stark. Stark the Chicken.
Second thought, I want to be Boffo.

 

by Qiyyamat
3-02-03
No backing out of this one. You're now stuck being Stark the Chicken, whether you like it or not.
Please, I don't want to be Stark the Chicken. I want go back to being Boffo instead. Please?
Oh, all right, you whiner. You're now Boffo the Chicken.
Wait, that's not what I meant.
Then what exactly DID you mean? You know, you're one confusing cluck.
Great. He's resorted to lame jokes. Is there a back door out of this hellish nightmare?

 

by Qiyyamat
3-13-03
What's wrong now, cry baby?
I don't want to be a chicken anymore. I wan't to be human again.
I can't make you human.
Why not?
You're nothing but zeroes and ones converted into a digital image and and displayed upon a computer screen.
Thank you, Mr. Wanna-Be Technical. I'll take "Kill Me Now" for 500, please.

 

by Qiyyamat
3-13-03
Since the creator of this strip's too lazy to do it himself, I'm stuck with the job of summarising the events of this strip so far.
Not as though there's much to summarise.
Let's see....
He bombed a default Asian girl for mocking his talent and his efforts. He then brought me into this strip, turned me into a chicken, and named me Boffo.
Oh, and he hasn't mastered the art of interesting backgrounds, too. **sigh**
Anyone got any rat poison pellets for me to eat?

 

by Qiyyamat
3-13-03
After long consideration, and after tiring from your incessant whining, I've decided to name you Stark once again.
Really. Wow, I'm so underwhelmed, I think I'm gonna cry.
Well, crying and whining ARE what you do best.
Wait, no. Sorry. Just my allergies acting up. Did you know you also made me allergic to myself?
That's all right. You should see what happens when you're around a cat.
Why do I get the feeling I'm so not going to like when that happens?
Hello.

 

by Qiyyamat
3-13-03
Ooops, how did HE get in here?
Huh? What the....
Sorry to interrupt your conversation with yourself, but I'm kinda lost, and I was wondering if--
OUCHIES!
Nevermindgottagobyebye!
Don't worry. I'll have you good as new next strip.
Stop this nightmare. I wanna get off.

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