CAT-astrophe! Part 1

Author: Qiyyamat

Date: March 13, 2003

by Qiyyamat
3-13-03
After long consideration, and after tiring from your incessant whining, I've decided to name you Stark once again.
Really. Wow, I'm so underwhelmed, I think I'm gonna cry.
Well, crying and whining ARE what you do best.
Wait, no. Sorry. Just my allergies acting up. Did you know you also made me allergic to myself?
That's all right. You should see what happens when you're around a cat.
Why do I get the feeling I'm so not going to like when that happens?
Hello.