How Krang Got His Groove Back

Author: RCarnage

Date: November 15, 2003

by RCarnage
11-15-03
PUNY EARTHLING! I am Krang from Dimension X, and i have come to take over your planet.
Isn't this more of a matter for the governments of the world?...I mean, i'm a waitress at IHOP.
NO MATTER! You will bow down before Krang and prepare your world for my coming!
Yeah...I don't really want to do that at all. So...I'm not gonna.
Well...perhaps you have some girl friend who is, as you earthlings say, "easy"?
Is that gun even loaded?