RCL no. 79

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: August 11, 2005

Hi, kids! Petey the Puppet and I are here to show you how to avoid being molested by strangers... Ready, Petey?
Ready...
I'll play the part of the stranger, and Petey will play the potential child victim... Let's pretend I come walking up to him on the street, and-
PRIEST ALERT!! PRIEST ALERT!! RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
That's the wrong fucking script, Petey!
Sorry...