PEOPLE OF EARTH! LISTEN THE FUCK UP! IT WAS NOT OUR WISH TO DESTROY YOUR CITIES, AND KILL YOUR CHILDREN!
WE WERE ONLY TRYING TO LIBERATE YOU FROM THAT EVIL MAN NAMED "DUBYA"! HE MUST HAVE BEEN EVIL BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOUR LEFT-WING MEDIA WOULD SAY ABOUT THE GUY!
WE WILL NOW HELP YOU REBUILD YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE AT GREAT EXPENSE TO THE TAXPAYER'S BACK ON MY HOME PLANET! ELECTIONS WILL BE HELD AS SOON AS WE DEEM...
