RCL no. 340

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: September 1, 2005

"Dear Fellow American... As you know, we were maliciously attacked on September 11, 2001, by a band of terrorists. As your President, I am doing everyting I can to defeat these scumbags...
"But, I cannot do it alone. I need your halp! Please, donate to my party, and I will make sure we blow up the entire Middle East! Sincerely, Dubya.
"P.S. Please, give before it is TOO LATE!"
*sigh*