RCL no. 394

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: September 15, 2005

Wow, Dude... Looks like you're in a world of hurt!
No shit, Seargent Obvious!
That's CAPTAIN Obvious, sir!
"Captain" Obvious? How the hell did an idiot like you ascend to THAT rank?
Well, let's see... First, I blew Major League. Then, I fingered Colonel Sanders. Finally, I let General Admission give me a "Dirty Sanchez"...
Hmmm... Maybe, if I choke down a mouthful of this water, I'll slip into a coma and die!