"To answer your question, Mr. Kringle: the fact that you dress up in a red suit, with knee high black leather boots, does not necessarily mean you're gay."
"Nor, does flying around all night with eight reindeer (one named Prancer), and shouting out, 'Ho! Ho! Ho!' as you bound from house to house."
"However... Living with fifty male midgets up at the North Pole, year round, certainly makes you a candidate for mayor of Fagville!"
