RCL no. 587

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: October 27, 2005

Nurse Titty testifies at the coroner's inquest...
At the time the decedent was brought in to the E.R., he was complaining of an acute, abdominal pain. His mother said he had been chewing on the dashboard of their 1966 Cougar...
Checking his temperature at time of death, which was 104.7, degrees, I had concluded his death was caused by...
(wait for it)
...Mercury poisoning!