I just got a call from your principal, and he told me that you and your teacher, Mrs. Pennynipple, have been meeting after class, and "caressing crotches", if you know what I mean...
"Crashing crotches" is probably a better description... Are you mad at me?
Hell NO, son! I'm actually PROUD of you! By the way... You think she'd let me join you guys in a "three-way"?
I don't see why not... We've already had one with mom last tuesday!
