Now, maybe I can surf for porn on the net without dad walking in on me!
[jiggle, jiggle] "Butch? You in there?" [knock, knock] "Why won't your door open? [JIGGLE, JIGGLE] What the fuck are you doing in there?" [POUND, POUND!] "BUTCH!!!!"
Damn! Check out the milk-bags on that whore-hound!
