What in the 'tar nation..? Who the hell are you, and why did you poke me in mah eye with that wand of yurs?
I'm the Food Fairy...
The FOOD FAIRY? What in the Sam Hill is a food fairy?
I'm here to enforce the government's new obesity law. Every time you get near the refridge-rator outside of normal dining hours, I will poke you in the eye to deter overeating...
What will those nanny-legislators think of next? Anyhoo... May I atleast grab some ice for mah sore left eye?
