RCL no. 1415

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: February 6, 2007

...so, then I asks Bubba how his dick grew four inches in three weeks, and he told me he rubs butter on it daily.
Well, I didn't have any butter, so I used Crisco. But, instead of my dick getting bigger, it actually shrunk by two inches!
Why's that?
Because, Crisco is SHORTENING...