RCL no. 1647

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: August 1, 2007

...and after climbing Mt. Everest, I joined the space program and flew on five missions to the moon, a record that still stands, I might add.
Wow. Really?
Yeah. Then, I was going to compete the '96 Olympics as a decathlete, but I pulled out to join the Foreign Legion to help hunt down Osama bin Laden...
You don't say! Um... When was the last time somebody flushed you?
Been a while... Why?
Because I think you're full of SHIT!