Wow, Dark Elf... This is your space-ship? It's so big inside! Can I drive? I'd love to drive. When I was a little girl, my dad let me drive the tractor on the farm until I ran over and killed...
...his prized cow, Bossy. Speaking of being bossy, my older sister was always such a cunt to me. She'd never let me play with her Barbie doll. I got stuck with her hand-me-down...
Jesus Henry CHRIST!!
...Raggedy Ann. Speaking of Ann Landers, how is it she can still do her advice column when she's dead? Speaking of the dead, dad was really pissed when I killed his prized...
