RCL no. 1907

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: October 14, 2008

I'm sorry, Emily... It looks like your mom's going to be taking an extended leave of ABSENCE.
Are you saying she's DEAD?
Uh, no, Emily... She's on, uh, a LEARNING VACATION- a SABATICAL, if you will. Yeah, that's it. She told me to tell you not to worry...
So, she's DEAD!
OKAY! OKAY! I FUCKED UP THE HYSTERECTOMY AND THAT BITCH YOU CALL MOM IS DEAD!! YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU LITTLE CUNT?!
Actually, I am, because now I have daddy's penis all to myself!