...and I was about to use the "jaws-of-life" when I saw that it was much easier to chop the victims' arms and legs off and yank the carcass up through the sunroof...
...thus protecting the integrity of the automobile's- what? WHAT? Why are you looking at me like I just drowned a litter of newborn puppies?
Well... I... Um...
It's the bunnysuit, isn't it? Goddammit! I told my wife it was a bad fucking idea to wear it, but noooooooo, she insisted or no more handjobs for a month. Cunt.
