RCL no. 1936

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: January 11, 2009

My mom only had sex with my dad on a dare. Besides, she was positive she couldn't get pregnant. Well, oops, I was born nine months later ...
I'm really nervous meeting your parents tonight...
Don't worry. Just bring my mom a box of chocolates and she'll love you forever!
And, your dad?
A saucer of warm milk.