Then, the guy says, "My wife's an ANGEL!" So, I says,"I envy you. Mine's still ALIVE!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
I think I needs to lay off the ol' catnip!
Anyways... Go see Helen in HR to get your employee packet and parking card. You can start on Monday. Or, Tuesday. I really don't give a fuck... *BUUUUUUUURP*
