Captain... I've materialized in the basement of what appears to be the last of a dying race of young Japanese girls...
Kumi give you sucky-fucky rong time!
Make that HORNY young Japanese girls, Captain.
Me let you sprooge in Kumi'sface!
Y'know... The Vulcan side of me says I should just beam her up be-cause that's the LOGICAL thing to do, but the human side of me is sport-ing a HUGE boner!
