Melvin confronts his evil twin, Belvin, in the warehouse...
I've caught wind of your evil plan to take over the busi-ness dad left to me, Belvin!
What the hell are you talking about, Belvin?
I'm talking about- wait one second! I'm not Belvin, asshole. You're Belvin. I'm Melvin!
You just think you're Melvin. You are actually Belvin. Last week you got hit on the head by a runaway boulder, so now you think you're Melvin. But, I'm Melvin.
Will Belvin get away with wresting the family paper business from Melvin? Who is the REAL Melvin? Does anyone give a rat's ass? I mean, the business is five million dollars in the fucking red!
