...and that's when I asked her to marry me, but the whore decided to marry her old boyfriend, instead. Turns out, he some sort of prince of England, or something.
SFW Pron!
HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT GIANT TALKING COCK-ROACH OVER THERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!!
Rogue boobies!
No, seriously... Look. I swear I'm not lying to you this time like I did when I set you up with that Asian transgender ladyboy prostitute.
