RCL no. 2769

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: January 24, 2012

So, at approxi-mately 9:32 this morning, the old Asian woman cut you off, causing you to veer into the fire hydrant, right before she ran down the retarded children walking in the crosswalk?
Yes.
Is your car totaled?
Appears so.
We'll have a check for the full value of your car on your doorstep by 3:16 this afternoon.
Wow. I heard AAA's claim service was fast, but this is ridiculous!