Don't come in here, Maura... I'm taking a major dump!
That's a time machine, not a toilet, you idiot!
I know... I've been taking a shit in here for months now and transporting it to Nancy Pelosi's senatorial office to arrive on the same date two years from now.
What the hell for?
Can you imagine the expression on her face when she walks in and there's floor-to-celing feces? Not that her expression be any different than any other time!
Hold on... I think I have a turd to add to your pile. *OOMPH*
