...and then I thought to myself, "Who better to start a baby food factory than an actual baby?" So, I took out a small loan through the SBA and started this company six months ago.
I've already grown it to fifty employees, and we expect to clear $1 million in our first year alone. And, I- hold on. I need to take a dump.
Go ahead. I'll wait...
*OOMPH* Wow, these shits are starting to come out really hard now!
