...and then I says to the meter maid, "Suh-WEET! Another parking ticket! Three more and I'm batting for the cycle."
Hmmmm...
Of course, she didn't get the baseball reference and called for back up. They came and hauled me off to jail. And, since I resisted arrest, I'm facing 30 days in jail!
Me being a goat, I would normally eat my way out of a situation like this, but my vet told me to lay off pork...
