239 deaths in that pile up... This has to be your most sinnister plot yet, Lix Gaymen!
Yeah, but you'll never want to prosecute me, Captain Obvious!
Why's that, Lix?
Because, if this ever goes to trial, I'll produce into evidence a video of you giving me a "slippery Mexican" in the back of my '73 CVCC... It could be very embarrass-ing for you!
Not really... I posted that video on YouPorn months ago!