Then, the douchebag waiter put his unwashed fingers all over my wine glass!
I know.
...Jesus sets up a Christian hotline right outside the temple's main entrance!
So, I told him to put on a pair of white gloves and go get me a new wine glass.
I know.
(Prince of Peace, my ass!)
The wine was a bit precocious, with a tinge of penis sweat... But, I'm sure I was imagin-ing that taste. I mean, the waiter wouldn't have twirled the glass on his cock before serving me, right?
