Yes, we are a kosher company and we cannot have a strip of bacon on the payroll...
(I know what you're thinking... This is an obvious lame-ass take on the whole Jewish people don't eat pork thing. And, you know, you're spot on, mate.)
Now, back to the comic:
YOU KNEW I WAS BACON WHEN YOU HIRED ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAA!!
Settle down! You're starting to heat up and sizzle, and, frankly, your aroma is making wish I were Christian.
