Yeah... The name Spongebob wasn't their first choice. But, due to lobbying pressure from the household cleaning products conglomerate, they went with that name, instead of Francis Cumstein.
God, I hope the lights come back on soon... Talking to this guy is like scratching my nuts with a weed whacker!
How would know what it feels like to scratch your nuts with a weed whacker?
How did you know what I was thinking? Are you telepathic?