RCL no. 4900

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: September 12, 2015

What are you thinking, Jacob?
About the most beautiful Amish woman I met last week at the Gunderson's barn raising. She had a pair of milkers bigger than Bossie the Cow's!
Why don't you call her?
Amish don't have phones, dumbass!
Then, just go visit her in person.
I have no idea where she lives. Her last name is Lapp. Every other family is named Lapp. It would take forever to find her. FUCKING AMISH NAMES!!!!