Mohammed Ahkbar walks into a fast food restaurant, takes one look at the menu and sees that they serve pork, which causes him to have a massive coronary.
*ACK*
Instead of calling 911, Chen just stands there and watches him die an extremely painful death!
MY HEART!!!
(If, this isn't absolutely the "World's Best Display of Apathy", then go ahead and vote for Hillary Clinton, you commie fuck.)