RCL no. 5542

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: December 19, 2016

Do I believe in Santa? Of course... He used to molest me in my bed every Christmas Eve when I was a little girl.
I'm afraid that wasn't Santa because he doesn't really exist.
He doesn't?
No... It probably was a relative dressed up like Santa who was molesting you.
I always wondered why Santa kissed like Aunt Becky!
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